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Names for Scott’s Soccer Team


So, our boy thepittmite is going to be coaching an under-8 boys’ soccer team this year, and he has to come up with a name for them. Here’s what I’ve been able to come up with so far. Any other ideas, People of the Internet?

    Proposed names for Scott’s soccer team:

  • Ball Chasers
  • Dandies
  • Lil’ Bastards
  • Spice Boys
  • Handballs
  • Hooligans
  • Batman (8-year-old boys universally love Batman)
  • Peckers (with some sort of a bird logo
  • Goalies (this is Scott’s area of expertise — kicking the ball seems so juvenile)
  • Bears
  • Volvos (callin’ it what it is here, moms)
  • Shorties
  • Cowboys
  • Aliens
  • DC Show-n-Tell
  • DC Community Service
  • Dachshunds
  • Jesuses
  • Virgins
  • Bad Touch
  • “Winners”

So what say you, Web? Any ideas to hurl thepittmite’s way?