Hear Ye, hear ye! Lend me your ears before I’ve got to take them!
This is the day of all FRUs, to celebrate the great and glorious life of my friend, my confidant, and the godmother to my child, FRUmonster, FRUitcake, Driver of the No. 14 FRUck: FRU.
To FRU, on All FRU’s Day, the most sacred day on the Bobian calendar, I say, happy birthday, and thank you for everything.